If you don’t have time to workout, just change your sheets. (We’ll get to the healthy salmon burgers later, don’t you worry). I mean can you think of a worse feeling than coming home from a long day of eating all the food to find a sheet-less bed? No, no you cannot. Except when your socks fall off in your boots. That may be even more dreadful than a naked bed.
I enjoy putting clean sheets back on my bed about as much as I enjoy cleaning three-week-old green smoothie stains off the kitchen cabinets. Why is it so hard?! It’s exercise. It’s guaranteed that my first three attempts at getting the fitted sheet on all four corners correctly will fail. Then I’ll actually consider that the fitted sheet doesn’t fit, even though I sleep on it every night. IF IT WOULD JUST COVER THE CORNER COMPLETELY. I always get really sweaty. At first I snuggle my nose in the sheets and appreciate the warm lavenderness that is their token aroma, but ten seconds later I’m perspiring over the thought of having to actually clothe the bed with then.
You’d think I would have back up sheets. I do not have back up sheets. My birthday is May 8th. So what does changing my sheets have to do with veggie-packed salmon burgers? Absolutely nothing, except that I love these guys as much as I hate my sheets. That’s a lotta love!
Maybe you should whip these healthy salmon burgers up while your sheets are in the drier so you’ll be in an extra good mood when it’s time to put them on your bed. The sheets, not the salmon burgers. Print
