I’m always bamboozled by the latest and greatest pre-cut veggies they have in stock. There’s the bagged organic kale all chopped and ready to go kale chipping, the mirepoix ready to be thrown in your next soup and then….AND THEN….there’s the chopped butternut squash and sweet potatoes. I’ve already died and gone to heaven over the chopped butternut squash. It’s actually more like a safety precaution considering the chances of chopping a limb off when attempting to cut a butternut squash is about 90%. Butternut squash should have a warning label. “Caution: you may chop your arm off while attempting to cut me open.”
But the chopped and peeled sweet potatoes?? HELLO! Lazy people unite! In an effort to save you from hours on end of frustration and permanently pink clothes, TJ’s also sells pomegranate seeds. They ain’t cheap, though. Whole pomegranates cost $1.50 and the package of seeds costs $3.99. I’d rather spend four dollars on a couple cappuccinos or a vat of hummus, so I went for the whole fruit instead of just the seeds. …And the pre-chopped butternut squash, obviously.
De-seeding a pomegranate can be an extremely frustrating task. If any one ever told you to slice it in half and put it in a bowl of water to remove the seeds, they were VERY wrong. Shame on them for putting your through that torture (ahem, my father). What you should do is slice that sucker in half, hold one half in the palm of your hand and using your other hand, whack the hell out of it with a wooden spoon. The seeds will fall right out and leave that annoying white membrane behind. You may want to watch this video for the whole demo. It’s a keeper.
You need to be very angry before you de-seed your pomegranate. You need to have stepped in dog poop not once, but twice. In one day. Yeah. I know from personal experience that that’ll do the trick. Smack that thang!!!!
You’ll end up with an oh so lovely bowl of pomegranate arils just begging to be stuffed into roasted acorn squash with mapley quinoa and goat cheese. Ummmm duh. The quinoa stuffing is so freaking delish that you could easily eat it on its own, with or without the squash. Hello, gorgeous. Print
