Uhhhh brownie muffins, derrrrrrrrr! Lezzzz call dem bruffins. These whatchamacallits are betchy. Wanna know why? I’ll tell you why. Because they stare at you in the wee hours of the morning while you’re trying to be all healthy and eat your overnight oatmeal in peace but you can’t because these brownie betches are staring you down like Regina George hashtag Mean-Girls hashtag you-can’t-sit-with-us. These bruffins have serious identity issues. But I promise that once you sink your teeth into one…and then another, and then another….you won’t give a rat’s hiney what they’re called. Trust me when I say that these bruffins NEED to make their way into your meal planning routine. Like yesterday. I used my beloved vegan MCT Lean chocolate protein powder, but feel free to use whatever kind you prefer. If you’re part of that bizarre .0000003 percent of the population that hates peppermint, you can always just leave that out. “Vegan Brownie Protein Muffins” is easier to say without the peppermint anyway. Lezz stop talking and start baking. THERE’S BRUFFINS TO BE BIRTHED!!!!
